hey i like your shoelaces
thanks i stole them from the president
wtf where are my dads shoelaces
I think most of their paycheck went to fixing the set
the 2nd gif is just great
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
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REBLOGGING THIS FOR ABSOLUTELY LEGAL AND NON-CREEPY REASONS
I gave both of my parents a picture with these people on it and told them to write their first reactions of them.
This is what happened.
foreheadman
ENTREPRENEUR CANADIAN
*gets on one knee* will you marry me? *pulls out a figurine of your favourite character*
I want to go to a bookstore and sit there and read and then have a boy walk up to me and comment on the book I’m reading and then he’ll sit down with me and talk to me about it and then we’ll fall in love and get married and read books together like is that too much to ask
we should try and pair up everyone who has reblogged this into couples
what if for an entire year everyone stopped having kids and then there was like an empty grade level for 12 years
if i ever have to write a history paper on hitler i am going to somehow include these two pictures